Noon in the Middle Kingdom (amerikan spoken here)

hmm, look at that baby, clean lines, Corinthian leather, and,
(sssnnniiifff) that new weapon smell!

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I think the Chinese are trying to bankrupt the US. They prefer that to actual war.

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that's part of war - they stopped buying treasuries already - "death to Amerika"

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Yes, but I like to mince words.

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no, no, no, that ain't me babe - ` made sure to put it in quotes

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Yes, but Uncle Confucius wants YOU! Use your head, son.

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come on board for the big win... sir?

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No, just follow the Middle Way.

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observe the squirrel - yes, I think I understand now

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Good. Now leave all your aircraft carriers in my bath tub.

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what about my ducks?! ... oh

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We can use then for firing practice.

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get an estimate first

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Bashaar plus 20.

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from a reliable contractor - betty's list?

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Betty crock of what, eh?

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a service to find services

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but remember - back down the ladder may cost you more

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The true searcher for the way enters the rock cliff cave and then contemplates the guano.

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I love a good guerro solo

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That figures. I'll tell president Xi that one. He'll have a good ho ho ho.

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not now it's nappies

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everyone's asleep

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But it's noon in the Middle Kingdom.


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