Incident at Austin: Ranger's Rescue

 


I became enthralled with this young peace officer's hand and arm gestures invoking a sense of space, and through it, motion eroding time into dust, the heat dissipated eliciting an impulse of indescribable desire - until that rambunctious young cowboy pushes him into the shallow end of the lake.

Yet, you might say, almost captured by this cop's total conviction to define what "at the discretion of law enforcement officers " is all about for a first of its kind, copy and paste Executive Order.

It could be described in new theories being shared among Western leaders, advanced by the captive media, to be taken up by the compliant masses in this time of political turmoil, while distancing itself from the consequence of ulterior motives asserted as good intention. To wit,  Progressivism, combined with official decrees of State powers beyond the scope of normal governance, shall become accepted without question until further notice when under the aegis of emergency measures. In other words, never let a good crisis go to waste.

Interested observers, innocent bystanders, recidivists and political scientists may note in its rippling arc a biased confirmation of sheer kinetic energy, on camera, speed x mass bending the rules, resulting in authority squared, from a 3rd degree misdemeanor, into 102 months minimum, 1st degree assault, aggravated.

(Park Ranger Pushed In Park)

According to unnamed sources, however, not before his Daddy, a rich man, lawyers the kid up for a tidy sum to garner an obligatory plea deal, along with steep additional fines.

The majority of party goers in attendance, science, business and art students at university, sophomore class and above, Austin, rated the incident 78% "unimpressive". An indeterminate number of equally aloof bikini clad girls polled were determined GOA (Gone On Arrival).

At 2:35 am, USCDST, the temperature is 44 f with cloudy skies in River City - ain't nuthin' goin' on!